DCUO: Part 1 Why I switched

Friday, February 18, 2011

So I decided to purchase DC Universe Online. I'm pretty excited to play it and it's actually installing as I write this.


I am quitting Wow (for the third time) and switching to this MMO instead. This is a tumultuous idea that is full of pros and cons to say the least.

Wow is my first MMO experience and like a young student I must venture out into the world to practice what I have learned. I'm anxious to see how my new found knowledge of Tanking and healing along with economy will serve me amongst the heroes and villains. Or to that matter if the dungeon roles i have learned are even applicable. Hell I don't even know if there is an auction system in DCUO I'm pretty much switching over just so I can make a customizable character give him a funny name and beat the shit out of other people wearing tights.

Ever since I learned about the parameters you pick for your hero at the start I started fantasizing about the heroes and villains I would make. The first one I am most excited about is a Flash/Human Torch hybrid he runs fast and shoots fire. Just those two things were enough to get me going that I never really looked into the logistics or specifics of the character creation instead just annoyed my comic nerd brother with this hero that he says is completely lame and won't work because speed and fire are two powers that don't really mix together well for maximum benefits. My retort was simply "Who gives a shit I run fast and shoot fire, I RUN FAST AND SHOOT FIRE." I could not wrap my mind around how someone would not find that every bit as goosebumpingly awesome as me.

Another character I thought of would just be a giant guy who punches shit... that's all I really thought about that because well thats enough. Judging by my history with video games I'll probably try to make a guy with characteristics that are diametrically opposite one another. For instance a Bain sized cat burglar that instead of using gadgets and stealth uses fists and punching. I know full well making idiot decisions like this is a bad long term scenario and will prevent my character from hitting some sort of super high level skill in one area and instead be relegated to lower level skills in two areas. That's ok I'm fine with that because I can be a giant guy who punches people and steals shit. Lurking in shadows is highly overrated and for people with far more patience in make believe land than me.

I don't want anyone to think I am doing this because I hate WOW because truth is after Cataclysm came out I thought WOW was finally a good game. Thing is I could care less about the Lore of WOW. I know there are people who salivate over Thrall back story and the Lore of some other characters I can't remember. Actually I know there is Mike the co-owner of this blog is one of them. He's the guy I go to when for some quest I'm trying to do I need to know something about whosit who killed that guy and now the dead guys are mad at whatshisface.

I do like the fantasy setting more than super hero setting though thats one thing that will be bad but I just know DC characters so much more than WOW. I want to know what the fuck Booster Gold is doing. I want to check in with the New Blue Beetle and see how he likes his suit and if he's ever weirded out that his predecessor died. I never actively studied up on these characters but I absorbed information almost by some form of nerd Osmosis. My aforementioned brother is a huge comic nerd and is always more than willing to tell me just whats happening in that world. I do read comics once in a while and I have never ever read any back story on characters in WOW.

I do want to point out I am not up to date on character happenings from the DC universe but I do have a grasp on what the characters relationships are with each other. I am familiar with some groups JLA and what not unlike wow were I would be remiss to name a single character from the Dranai story line of which I have a level 83 character in. It's more of a what I need to know basis. As in what do I need to kill to do this quest to get the shiny loot. I really care about this mostly because I skip through story and plot in video games enough to make even casual fans whimper and knowing characters ahead of time will save me in story reading and get me to face punching and fast running that much sooner.

In closing I am really excited to delve into the DCUO world but am far too lazy to have prepared myself for whats to come. I'll chime in and let you know about my exploits on a semi regular basis.

Your probably sick or reading. I know I would be so go watch the cinematic trailer for DCUO it's pretty fucking amazing http://www.dcuniverseonline.com/cinematic/


Pugging in wow: The Anuss

Sunday, January 23, 2011

So last night I was playing wow. Doing a dungeon one of the wrath spider temple ones. The one that ends in the giant faceless guy where you attack bad versions of yourself.
Anyways there was a guy named Anuss-Fistblaster, you can guess where this is going haha.

So it started when he turned into his demon girl form and was like "I look so badass"
I replied "That's a fine looking Anus" It all spiraled downhill from here. Oddly enough it started with a Twilight declaration.

Anuss - Team Jacob
Daler - now your just being an ass
Daler - We all know its edward all the way
Anuss - No way have you seen those abs
Daler - No I keep getting lost in his eyes
Anuss - (Nword) thats what I'm talkin about

If you know me at all you know I could never let myself fail at a good old game of Internet Gay chicken. I say this is a game because the internet is usually littered with idiot homo-phobes who get real uncomfortable when flirt with them while playing games. This works at its optimum hilarity playing Call of Duty.

Anuss- I wan't Abs like that
Daler - just do sit ups while playing wow
Anuss - No way Dogg I was at the gym for 3 hours already
Daler - Nice
Anuss - Not when your doing ass to grass squats
Anuss - I'm workin on my ass
Daler - well of course you can't have a name like anus and not have a fine ass
Anuss - Thats what I'm talking about. I want it super muscley. Bitches love a big ass
Daler - Of course what else are they going to bounce quarters off of
Anuss - I like this guy he knows how to get the job done. And Tank (we were still working through the dungeon fighting bosses while this is happening)
Daler - I just come to hit shit
Anuss - I'm trying to get a big ol ass
Daler - Like Coco
Anuss - Like Coco
Anuss - aww shit you know whats up
Anuss - you should come feel my ass its all muscles
Daler - Sure right after this boss (starting last boss of dung)
Anuss - I don't want to kill you Daler (evil dopplegangers boss releases)
Daler - It's Alright I fogivez (At this point i realize the whole thing has gotten away from and spiraled out of control. I can't really take back the fake flirting but I do not want to give out my real id and have to flirt about this guys ass all the time)
*Other Party Member - Again (another Dungeon)
Anuss - Yeah me and Daler need to talk about my ass some more
Daler - uhhh i have to make food sorry
Disconect from party

I go in to the next room where my roomate is playing wow and was along in the party for the whole dungeon. As she mouths a slow W T F I burst out scream laughing. I have to lean on the wall while i burst with laughter and try to say "I can't talk about that guys ass anymore". "I had to leave the party". I'm out of breath trying to explain how it started as a joke but i couldn't stop.

BREAKING NEWS: DOG RIDES CAT

In Wow the new race the Worgen don't get a mount. They drop to all fours and run as a sort of beast form. All though this is complete fucking awesome I missed the old mount up experience. As any wow nerd with any amount of wasted real life knows you can get cross race mounts by becoming exalted with that races main city. I chose Darnassus because I have always wanted the tiger mount but never enough to actually play as a waify little elf. I donned the Purple Tree Tabbard (no it's not a penis reference that's the actual picture on the tabbard) and went dungeoning. I slowly ground out rep by killing peons and bosses alike. All culminating to pronouncing to the world DOG RIDES CAT! DOG RIDES CAT!

But why is my worgen naked you ask. All I answer is why wouldn't my worgen be naked!

Back in to wow

So I used to bitch about how much mike talked about wow. I know, I know, now that I am back into wow I would appear a giant hypocritical ass clown. Instead of apologizing to Mike I instead present to the world proof that I am a giant wow nerd.


This is what happens when you have to wait for a healer to Mana up before a boss fight and you and your fellow dungeoneer decide to rediscover the magic of Norgen Frogger drinks

WOW - Chatting with mike while he raids

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

22:58 Mike: Ok fight time gotta go
22:59 Dale: aight
22:59 Mike: Morgion is busy fighting against Valiona & Theralion (96%, 10/10 people alive)
23:03 Mike: Morgion has wiped on Valiona & Theralion

Minecraft: Prologue

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Me and Mike have been playing the shit out of some Minecraft for the last few days and I am sure we will make a post about it if we can ever tear ourselves away from it. I've been too busy either diggin holes or building towers to pretty much do anything else let alone real life stuff.

Final Fantasy Thirteen: 4

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Well it's been a week or so since i played this beauty. I thought my roomate had returned the game to blockbuster but when i turned on my xbox to play some Just Cause 2 i found to my delight that he had forgotten the game inside of my xbox.

So like a good friend I will tell him that it hasn't been returned and he is facing late charges at blockbuster.... After I Play it a few hours of course.

Well after about 6 hours of gameplay the paradigm element really comes into play. I have to switch off of all attack and get a healer to stop from dying in regular fights. I really enjoy how the game seems to be ramping up at a perfect pace.

Hmm I got my first gestalt skill its these to girls that slightly les out and turn into a motor bike. As bizzare as that sounds I do have to point out that the motor bike is mega rad looking. It's all that white plastic metal lookin stuff that they used in sci fi movies from the seventies. Like hyper detailed retro-futurism.

More importantly than all that Snow gets knocked out by a girl AGAIN. But it was a bad ass karate chop in the side of the face and if you know me you know that I love a good karate chop. Especially facial Karate chops.

Alright the game is slowing down on new stuff and either your already playing the game and discovering everything for yourself or your just a terrible person who reads posts about awesome video games and then doesn't play them. Shame on you.

Also there is an experience leveling system for your weapons. YOU LEVEL YOUR WEAPONS... ok I know I'll wait for you to come back with clean pants. This reminds me of Two Worlds because if you happen to find a weapon you really like you can just keep making it stronger instead of abandoning it with unlimited damage stacking. Once again Square I love you have my baby.