Top 10 Things in Army of Two

Mike in Blue - Dale in Pink

10. "You couldn't trust me after all we've been through? Fuck. You."
    "Nice one, bro!"
    
    congratulating my co-op partner constantly so he didn't get a chance to run away from the missile he just booby trapped and we both blew up.
    
    
9. Clyde's lines: "Fucko!" and "I'm going to kill you, drain the blood from your body and take out your bones, put your body on a chair with a bunch of elves and reindeer, and tell you all the cool shit I want for Christmas."
   
   grabbing a shield as your working your way through the delipitated bunker and slowly creepy up on a guy. He's shooting your shield constantly and you finally make it to him and just bash him accross the face.
   
   
8. We murder the wrong government official, our escape chopper is MIA, and we just got publicly framed/blamed for the murder and are hiding in hostile enemy territory...and Salem starts rambling about who his favorite Wu-Tang rapper is. Just awesome.
   
   in the tutorial it explains that you must hit some enemies from behind and that it takes teamwork to get him to pay attention to the other member while you move into position and line up a good shot. I immediately sprinted straight to him and shot him in the back
   
   
7. Somewhere like 1/3 or halfway through the game I got the achievement for dragging and healing my partner. To illustrate the significance of this feat, by the end of the game, Dale still hadn't gotten it. About an hour into playing through the game a second time, with me rushing kamikaze every chance I got, he FINALLY got it.
   
   running and gunning so much that my co-op partner got an acievement for healing me 25 times within the first 2 hours of game play
   
   
6. Rigging a room full of biological weapon chemicals to explode and then high-fiving your partner repeatedly so he can't leave the room, and then rolling out of the room right before it explodes and before your partner can escape
   
   not playing the game the way it was intended by working together with your teamate and blasting through it in 7 hours
   
   
5. "Hey looks like we found (bad guy)'s base!"
   "Really? Could you tell by the guards, buildings, and guns...or are you just fucking psychic?"
   (horrible jamaican accent) "Just call me Miss Cleo!"
   
   shooting every tv in the lobby of ssc headquarters
   
   
4. Air guitar on a gigantic sniper rifle. Correction. Gigantic GOLD sniper rifle. Repeatedly.
   
   Clyde running around and showing your character up by killing everyone and calling you a fucko
   
   
   
3. One of Tyson's melee attacks is grabbing a fleeing enemy by the hair, pulling him back and KNEEING HIM IN THE ASS so hard it sends him flying forward in a double backflip.
   
   Even though i was told it was lame before i played the game making your character play air guitar on the stinger missile is pretty much the best example of blatant irresponsibility with an explosive device i can think of.
   
   
2. There's a bunch of totally useless mini-cutscenes where it cuts out of gameplay to show Rios and Salem opening a door, or lifting a grate, or whatever. Just after we commented on how useless these were, the next one showed Rios opening a door and then tripping Salem as he enters for absolutely no reason at all.
   
   The cut screen inbetween levels when your characters are going through a door and one trips the other for no reason.
   
   
1. LADIES LIFT YOUR SHIRTS!!
   
   "Ladies lift yer shirts"