COD 4 New Maps, and new patch

Well everyone out there as you all know there are new COD 4 maps. I'm not going to talk about that.... at all... because if i do it will just be me swearing how i don't know the levels and i got murdered a million times because apparently everyone immediately was better at them then me... but i digress the reason for my post. The New Patch

Well as anyone who knows friday saw a new patch implemented so you could play the new multiplayer maps. As many of you also know that X-Box Live was so busy that it pretty much broke for half the day. After it was back up you had to get that patch and those 400 plus mega bytes of new level killing goodness (killing of me that is).

Some of you weren't aware though the new patch was a sort of trojan horse because there was a lot of add ons that people were not really aware of and here is a list of the ones i discovered.

1. If you get a Helicopter for killing seven people and you kill a further 8 people while your helicopter is out to get the 15 kill streak prompt and you scream into your head set "HOLLAH-COPTER" in your best rap voice you will automatically get a 1000 exp. because its a new hidden perk.


2. a.Also if you start bitching about juggernaut and crying about how you can't kill someone because they have the juggernaut perk on well then you loose a billion points and a secret email is sent out and anytime any one googles your name in the future the number one search result will read "... has a small penis" don't worry girls your not left out if a girl bitches about this the result will instead read "...has a wide vagina"
b. as an added bonus if you mock other players constantly with the semi popular internet meme "i'm the juggernaut BITCH" if this is confirmed for 5 times you will unlock the juggernaut as a playable character who sadly has no primary weapon just a giant face punch that instantly kills anyone ten feet infront of you INCLUDING MULTIPLE ENEMIES. he still get a pistol as a sidearm but just looks like a bitch so it is not recomended


3. Noob toobing has been strictly applauded and encouraged on one condition. You admit it is annoying and laugh maniacally while doing it. If you do this and once the match ends you taunt the other team in the lobby making fun of how mad they get when you slaughter them cheaply you will get 500 exp. bonus

4. In a cross promotion with American idol singing while in a match will have two results if other people join in and its deemed in jest and a good time you will receive a $.50 coupon for the online american idol store if you are deemed to be an annoying piece of shit thats just making noise because your mind is broken and everyone hates you because you armpits smell like dog shit and your face scares woodland creatures. Simon the actual simon from the show will drive to you house call you a piece of shit with no talent and kick you in the balls repeatedly... like worse than a ufc fight before they banned nut punches

5. if you change your clan tag to "bnsw" your awesome.