illustrator sucks

[14:37] dalebot 5317: dear illustrator
using your program is awesome i feel like a hacker because i have to trick your program into doing what i want
[14:38] mike @ work: hahaha
[14:40] dalebot 5317: seriously this is whats happening
[14:40] dalebot 5317: hey dale make these dots bigger
[14:40] dalebot 5317: sure why not how hard could that possibly be
[14:40] dalebot 5317: highlight dot drag corner hold shift?
guess shift doesn't work in illustrator
[14:41] dalebot 5317: highligh dot alt-apl->
[14:41] dalebot 5317: nope that doesn't work either
[14:41] dalebot 5317: shift-apple >
[14:41] dalebot 5317: nope that also doesn work wierd
[14:41] dalebot 5317: guess i will manuall have to change the height and width of each dot
[14:42] dalebot 5317: ok h=.16 w=.16 hit enter look at boxes and it says h=.1507 w=.1507
[14:42] dalebot 5317:
[14:43] dalebot 5317: but i hacked the system and when i put .17 it changes it to .1601
[14:43] dalebot 5317:
[14:43] dalebot 5317: i can just imagine what the hand book for illustrator says
chapter 1
go fuck yourself and eat shit you piece of shit mother fucker.
chapter 2
oh still here eh fuck off and die
chapter 3
we just drove to your house and ran over your mothers head