So last night I was playing wow. Doing a dungeon one of the wrath spider temple ones. The one that ends in the giant faceless guy where you attack bad versions of yourself.
Anyways there was a guy named Anuss-Fistblaster, you can guess where this is going haha.
So it started when he turned into his demon girl form and was like "I look so badass"
I replied "That's a fine looking Anus" It all spiraled downhill from here. Oddly enough it started with a Twilight declaration.
Anuss - Team Jacob
Daler - now your just being an ass
Daler - We all know its edward all the way
Anuss - No way have you seen those abs
Daler - No I keep getting lost in his eyes
Anuss - (Nword) thats what I'm talkin about
If you know me at all you know I could never let myself fail at a good old game of Internet Gay chicken. I say this is a game because the internet is usually littered with idiot homo-phobes who get real uncomfortable when flirt with them while playing games. This works at its optimum hilarity playing Call of Duty.
Anuss- I wan't Abs like that
Daler - just do sit ups while playing wow
Anuss - No way Dogg I was at the gym for 3 hours already
Daler - Nice
Anuss - Not when your doing ass to grass squats
Anuss - I'm workin on my ass
Daler - well of course you can't have a name like anus and not have a fine ass
Anuss - Thats what I'm talking about. I want it super muscley. Bitches love a big ass
Daler - Of course what else are they going to bounce quarters off of
Anuss - I like this guy he knows how to get the job done. And Tank (we were still working through the dungeon fighting bosses while this is happening)
Daler - I just come to hit shit
Anuss - I'm trying to get a big ol ass
Daler - Like Coco
Anuss - Like Coco
Anuss - aww shit you know whats up
Anuss - you should come feel my ass its all muscles
Daler - Sure right after this boss (starting last boss of dung)
Anuss - I don't want to kill you Daler (evil dopplegangers boss releases)
Daler - It's Alright I fogivez (At this point i realize the whole thing has gotten away from and spiraled out of control. I can't really take back the fake flirting but I do not want to give out my real id and have to flirt about this guys ass all the time)
*Other Party Member - Again (another Dungeon)
Anuss - Yeah me and Daler need to talk about my ass some more
Daler - uhhh i have to make food sorry
Disconect from party
I go in to the next room where my roomate is playing wow and was along in the party for the whole dungeon. As she mouths a slow W T F I burst out scream laughing. I have to lean on the wall while i burst with laughter and try to say "I can't talk about that guys ass anymore". "I had to leave the party". I'm out of breath trying to explain how it started as a joke but i couldn't stop.
Pugging in wow: The Anuss
BREAKING NEWS: DOG RIDES CAT
In Wow the new race the Worgen don't get a mount. They drop to all fours and run as a sort of beast form. All though this is complete fucking awesome I missed the old mount up experience. As any wow nerd with any amount of wasted real life knows you can get cross race mounts by becoming exalted with that races main city. I chose Darnassus because I have always wanted the tiger mount but never enough to actually play as a waify little elf. I donned the Purple Tree Tabbard (no it's not a penis reference that's the actual picture on the tabbard) and went dungeoning. I slowly ground out rep by killing peons and bosses alike. All culminating to pronouncing to the world DOG RIDES CAT! DOG RIDES CAT!
But why is my worgen naked you ask. All I answer is why wouldn't my worgen be naked!
Back in to wow
So I used to bitch about how much mike talked about wow. I know, I know, now that I am back into wow I would appear a giant hypocritical ass clown. Instead of apologizing to Mike I instead present to the world proof that I am a giant wow nerd.
This is what happens when you have to wait for a healer to Mana up before a boss fight and you and your fellow dungeoneer decide to rediscover the magic of Norgen Frogger drinks