So last night I was playing wow. Doing a dungeon one of the wrath spider temple ones. The one that ends in the giant faceless guy where you attack bad versions of yourself.
Anyways there was a guy named Anuss-Fistblaster, you can guess where this is going haha.
So it started when he turned into his demon girl form and was like "I look so badass"
I replied "That's a fine looking Anus" It all spiraled downhill from here. Oddly enough it started with a Twilight declaration.
Anuss - Team Jacob
Daler - now your just being an ass
Daler - We all know its edward all the way
Anuss - No way have you seen those abs
Daler - No I keep getting lost in his eyes
Anuss - (Nword) thats what I'm talkin about
If you know me at all you know I could never let myself fail at a good old game of Internet Gay chicken. I say this is a game because the internet is usually littered with idiot homo-phobes who get real uncomfortable when flirt with them while playing games. This works at its optimum hilarity playing Call of Duty.
Anuss- I wan't Abs like that
Daler - just do sit ups while playing wow
Anuss - No way Dogg I was at the gym for 3 hours already
Daler - Nice
Anuss - Not when your doing ass to grass squats
Anuss - I'm workin on my ass
Daler - well of course you can't have a name like anus and not have a fine ass
Anuss - Thats what I'm talking about. I want it super muscley. Bitches love a big ass
Daler - Of course what else are they going to bounce quarters off of
Anuss - I like this guy he knows how to get the job done. And Tank (we were still working through the dungeon fighting bosses while this is happening)
Daler - I just come to hit shit
Anuss - I'm trying to get a big ol ass
Daler - Like Coco
Anuss - Like Coco
Anuss - aww shit you know whats up
Anuss - you should come feel my ass its all muscles
Daler - Sure right after this boss (starting last boss of dung)
Anuss - I don't want to kill you Daler (evil dopplegangers boss releases)
Daler - It's Alright I fogivez (At this point i realize the whole thing has gotten away from and spiraled out of control. I can't really take back the fake flirting but I do not want to give out my real id and have to flirt about this guys ass all the time)
*Other Party Member - Again (another Dungeon)
Anuss - Yeah me and Daler need to talk about my ass some more
Daler - uhhh i have to make food sorry
Disconect from party
I go in to the next room where my roomate is playing wow and was along in the party for the whole dungeon. As she mouths a slow W T F I burst out scream laughing. I have to lean on the wall while i burst with laughter and try to say "I can't talk about that guys ass anymore". "I had to leave the party". I'm out of breath trying to explain how it started as a joke but i couldn't stop.
Pugging in wow: The Anuss
BREAKING NEWS: DOG RIDES CAT
In Wow the new race the Worgen don't get a mount. They drop to all fours and run as a sort of beast form. All though this is complete fucking awesome I missed the old mount up experience. As any wow nerd with any amount of wasted real life knows you can get cross race mounts by becoming exalted with that races main city. I chose Darnassus because I have always wanted the tiger mount but never enough to actually play as a waify little elf. I donned the Purple Tree Tabbard (no it's not a penis reference that's the actual picture on the tabbard) and went dungeoning. I slowly ground out rep by killing peons and bosses alike. All culminating to pronouncing to the world DOG RIDES CAT! DOG RIDES CAT!
But why is my worgen naked you ask. All I answer is why wouldn't my worgen be naked!
Back in to wow
So I used to bitch about how much mike talked about wow. I know, I know, now that I am back into wow I would appear a giant hypocritical ass clown. Instead of apologizing to Mike I instead present to the world proof that I am a giant wow nerd.
This is what happens when you have to wait for a healer to Mana up before a boss fight and you and your fellow dungeoneer decide to rediscover the magic of Norgen Frogger drinks
WOW - Chatting with mike while he raids
Minecraft: Prologue
Me and Mike have been playing the shit out of some Minecraft for the last few days and I am sure we will make a post about it if we can ever tear ourselves away from it. I've been too busy either diggin holes or building towers to pretty much do anything else let alone real life stuff.
Final Fantasy Thirteen: 4
Well it's been a week or so since i played this beauty. I thought my roomate had returned the game to blockbuster but when i turned on my xbox to play some Just Cause 2 i found to my delight that he had forgotten the game inside of my xbox.
So like a good friend I will tell him that it hasn't been returned and he is facing late charges at blockbuster.... After I Play it a few hours of course.
Well after about 6 hours of gameplay the paradigm element really comes into play. I have to switch off of all attack and get a healer to stop from dying in regular fights. I really enjoy how the game seems to be ramping up at a perfect pace.
Hmm I got my first gestalt skill its these to girls that slightly les out and turn into a motor bike. As bizzare as that sounds I do have to point out that the motor bike is mega rad looking. It's all that white plastic metal lookin stuff that they used in sci fi movies from the seventies. Like hyper detailed retro-futurism.
More importantly than all that Snow gets knocked out by a girl AGAIN. But it was a bad ass karate chop in the side of the face and if you know me you know that I love a good karate chop. Especially facial Karate chops.
Alright the game is slowing down on new stuff and either your already playing the game and discovering everything for yourself or your just a terrible person who reads posts about awesome video games and then doesn't play them. Shame on you.
Also there is an experience leveling system for your weapons. YOU LEVEL YOUR WEAPONS... ok I know I'll wait for you to come back with clean pants. This reminds me of Two Worlds because if you happen to find a weapon you really like you can just keep making it stronger instead of abandoning it with unlimited damage stacking. Once again Square I love you have my baby.
Final Fantasy Thirteen: 3
Well my bubble has finally popped. I got my first battle rating that was less than five stars. It occurred at 4:27 of game time. Which I am quite flabbergasted at the length of time I was battling so well. They say no-one is perfect but apparently I was... well for 4 hours and 27 minutes that is.
In other news I am falling in love with this game more and more every time I play it. I just took the time to master the paradigm battle mechanic and developed 6 different strategies for my team to battle under... Still really haven't used any other one that "Relentless Assault" which is were your leader attacks an enemy and your two lackeys focus on the same guy. Apparently this can be pretty effect ie that 4:27 minutes of perfection I mentioned before. Although I did switch to a defensive strategy for a boss. It was quite neat one character heals and one defends the other two while your main character attacks.
Also in riveting news developments I am over the fact that the playable character is a girl. Seeing her dominate the thug character has upped her toughness. She is the perfect amount bitch and stoic loner. The only problem is I'm probably going to have to sit through that bullshit character development angle where they show the tough character softening. Well it can't be any worse than the way that stripper witch handled it with the child and her repressed memories in Bayonetta. Final Fantasy has finally given us a strong heroic girl character I can root for without feeling like a 15 year old boy with a hard on. Super bonus theres no vanilla soft spoken love interest like all the others. I always saw myself going for the outspoken loud girls in the party.
If my reassurance can alleviate your pain then here goes. You have all probably read how the tutorials in this game last to about the 20 hour mark. It's ok. It's not annoying in fact those geniuses figured out a way to stretch the learning process out perfectly. You still get to fight enemies and progress through the story but they don't overload you. It's done so well that you never feel like your missing something or there isn't enough for to keep you mentally into the game.
By the way Final Fantasy 13 is awesome. Game of the year awesome.