Super Smash Brothers Brawl

Aww shit and my news years resolution was to stop button mashing... Seriously you know a game is a piece of shit when your friend's girlfriend's victory trash talk is "You know my skill I just hit every button at once". Actually this game is not a piece of shit its just infuriating. You will love this game for some reason and want to rip your dick off and beat yourself in the face with the bloody stump untill you forhead caves in and you die of the others heres a list:

good: the addition of wario
bad: the removal of mario's spin punch and the addition of his sunshine squirt gun that is so hard to actually use i never hit anyone with it to actually see what it does
good: running people over with warios yellow motorbike
bad: uhh where is captain falcon does he unlock later?
good: after your friends get pissed at you for over use of wario and his motorbike you switch to yoshi and do the same thing with his egg
bad: how the fuck do i take peoples powers with that penguin guy don't i just hit down
good: the addition of kid icarus
bad: no one knows who the fuck kid icarus is
good: kid icarus is a pretty good character
bad: ok we get it kid icarus is fucking good use someone else
good: you can take your metroid suit off and change characters mid fight
bad: how the fuck do i put my metroid suit back on
good: hahaha ice climbers are in this game too
bad: actually trying to beat anyone with ice climbers
good: there is no movement required for this game
bad: trying to use grab without dropping your controller
good: there are finishers that are rad for some characters
bad: there are finishers that are rad for SOME characters and shitty for the others
good: half the characters are way better than the other ones
bad: all the funny characters are pieces of shit
good: actually beating someone with a joke character like kirby entitles you to brag forever
bad: you stole my super bash fucker
bad: and now i'm dead
bad: why can't i just have that
bad: why do you always get it
bad: oh fuck your girlfriend beat us again
bad: SHE'S USING PIKACHU
BAD: STOP LETTING HER USE THE SUPER BASH
BAD: SHE GOT IT AGAIN THATS 8 TIMES IN ONE MATCH
BAD: FUCK FUCK FUCK
BAD: FUCK FUCK FUCK
BAD: I QUIT